With Maxine in town, all hell broke loose. Max, the queen of all camwhores (be proud, Max), not a single moment was not captured on film. With her around, for some peculiar reason, I don't feel weird being a complete tourist, taking picture of everything, everywhere. Probably cause she's a big time nutter hence she brought out the nutter in me.
Strawberries and mirrors - godsent to women.
When she spotted me on Bond St., she yelled 'BEETCHH!!' so damn loud, I wasn't sure if I should look away or run towards and give her a chest bump and say 'Sup, Beetch?!'. Of all the things my friends do to embarrass me, I swear this is one little trick that will always work. Endearments, that's what they call them.
Who needs enemies when you've got friends like these.
Making full use of the situation, I dragged Maxine's ass out for a night of clubbing in Fabric. Great music, crazy crowd - to start off with, i got 'cha' by some pighead. When I turned and stare, he had the guts to snigger. God forbid him from celebrating Father's Day should he decide to take advantage of more women. Twat!
The tube and bus, always the perfect venue for some camwhoring - with the presence of Max, of course. I had no clue to why she decided to stick her tongue out and point it to my cheeks. Maybe it was too supple for her to resist, that she wanted to *slurp* :p
Enough yet?
Lesson 101 to Facial Expressions.
The main room was rammed as hell. Music was brilliant though - dark beats. It was a waste I wasn't in the right frame of mind to enjoy.
Met up with Yinyi and a couple of random Singaporean dudes. Nice bunch, at least better than the pighead who cha me.
I have to say that it was a great weekend until my feet started to hurt from the damn heels. Sorry if any of you had to endure my girly tantrums at any point - it was the pain talking, not me.
A Malaysian working holiday maker who promises not to speak with a Brit accent after just 16 months (and counting!) living in London. Out of her comfort zone and in with new surroundings from the land of Goodness Gracious Me.
** Best read with a cuppa nice hot Milo or English tea. Drop me an email at absolutbliss@gmail.com if you share my love for Milo :)
